When I was like 5 I used to think that porn was just a shorter way to say popcorn, and one day my teacher had us go around a circle and say our favorite thing to do, and I said "Watch porn get hot and explode!" and the teacher made me go to the office and tell my mom what I said, so I did and I asked "What's wrong with watching popcorn explode?" and they caught on and the teacher was like "Oh" and sometimes I just sit and think about that idk